Dialogue: I've half a mind to register an oath that I'll never have my hair cut again (Cox, Bouncer)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Leon Berger, Donald Francke, Kenneth Barclay

Song: Yes, yes, in those merry days (Bouncer)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Donald Francke, Kenneth Barclay

Dialogue: Well, this is pleasant (Cox, Bouncer)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Leon Berger, Donald Francke, Kenneth Barclay

Duet: Stay, Bouncer, Stay! (Cox, Bouncer)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Leon Berger, Donald Francke, Kenneth Barclay

Dialogue: He's gone at last! (Bouncer, Box, Cox)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Leon Berger, Donald Francke, Ian Kennedy, Kenneth Barclay

Lullaby: Hush'd is the bacon on the grid (Box)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Ian Kennedy, Kenneth Barclay

Song and Dance: My master is punctual always in business (Cox)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Leon Berger, Kenneth Barclay

Dialogue: I bought a mutton chop, so I shan't want any dinner (Cox, Box)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Leon Berger, Ian Kennedy, Kenneth Barclay

Trio: Who are you, sir? Tell me who? (Cox, Box, Bouncer)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Leon Berger, Ian Kennedy, Donald Francke, Kenneth Barclay

Dialogue: Instantly remove the hatter! (Box, Cox, Bouncer)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Ian Kennedy, Leon Berger, Donald Francke, Kenneth Barclay

Duet Serenade: The buttercup dwells on the lowly mead (Cox, Box)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Leon Berger, Ian Kennedy, Kenneth Barclay

Dialogue: Have you read this month's Bradshaw, sir? (Box, Cox)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Ian Kennedy, Leon Berger, Kenneth Barclay

Romance: Not long ago it was my fate to captivate a widow, At Ramsgate (Box, Cox)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Ian Kennedy, Leon Berger, Kenneth Barclay

Dialogue: Dear me! I think I begin to have some slight perception (Cox, Box, Bouncer)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Leon Berger, Ian Kennedy, Donald Francke, Kenneth Barclay

Gambling Duet: Sixes (Box, Cox, Bouncer)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Ian Kennedy, Leon Berger, Donald Francke, Kenneth Barclay

Dialogue: Is the little back second floor room ready? (Box, Cox, Bouncer)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Ian Kennedy, Leon Berger, Donald Francke, Kenneth Barclay

Finale: My hand upon it, join but yours; agree the house will hold us (Box, Cox, Bouncer)

Composer: Arthur Sullivan

Performer: Ian Kennedy, Leon Berger, Donald Francke, Kenneth Barclay